A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends
We"ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I"v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out 
my rod and fishing box, we"re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn"t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do
You"ll love the answer
The wife replied, "I did. They"re in your fishing box

" Imam Hussein (as), has himself said, "I am the martyr of tears, no man of faith remembers me but that he weeps "

Tips on How to Take a Reading Comprehension Multiple Choice Test

Multiple choice reading comprehension sections are common on most English examinations including the TOEFL, Cambridge Exams (First Certificate, CAE and Proficiency). Follow these points to score high.

1.   Keep in mind the exact amount of time you have to complete the exercise (18 minutes on the First Certificate, 20 Minutes per section on the TOEFL).

2.   Read the text through quickly without stopping to check your understanding of individual words. The first reading is to get a general understanding of the text.

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